Donkey Brains Certification

(18" x 12" Poster)

Are you tired of people calling you donkey brained? Are you sick of people claiming that instead of facing your problems you retreat to the sewers, nude, to forage for rings and coins? Do people claim you live a life full of rats and trash? Are you not sure if you're being patronized? Well shut those bozos up and get your Donkey Brains Certification!

A statement in any room.

2020 UPDATE!

The Reid Mental Institution has had their certifications redesigned. That also means everyone will need to undergo additional testing to renew their Donkey Brain Certification eligibility. Act fast and grab the update now before the recall!

Please note: Due to the ongoing Covid-19 pandemic, orders will take considerably longer to ship, especially if being shipped out of the US. We apologize for this inconvenience.